Caption Contest!!!!!111

>_< Unfortunately I have no talent.

Yes ma’am this is a real breathalyzer…

Ah hell!, my minds drawing a serious blank on this,
might be ’cause he’s wearing socks! I mean seriously SOCKS!! just throws off anything I can think of.

Hey, don’t hate on socks. I know plenty of hit chicks that wear socks to bed. XD.

Awesome pic. All I could come up with was:
“I can’t believe she believed THIS is how we say hello on my planet!”

saw this in the morning and had been thinking about it at work so heres’ a few. let me know if any are bad taste.
Shame it’s not in an office otherwise you could get away with:

“after being pretty useless at everything, We finally find something your really good at”
or one of these;

“Well she did say she could suck anything”
“This was not what I expected from my PA as a stress relief option, but I do liiikkkkeeee IT!”
“As your Daddy’s Boss & on your first day, Your doing a Great Job!”
“Yes..really, it is a new type of lollypop/Popsicle”
“read the small print on the tenant agreement next time”
“when I said no deposit required, I was lying”
“This is Xenology 101″
“the perks of teaching others about alien races”
“This is your oral exam, wait until the practical”
“Not simon says, Socks says..Look at my feet, see the Socks!”
“the only time twister gets real fun”
“home schooled and prefect timing”
“being a butler at bath time had it’s perks”
“being hired help at bed time had it’s advantages”
“being a cook for a spoiled brat & telling her where you keep the secret sauce has it’s bone-uses”
“catching daddy’s dearest in the kitchen with a cucumber was too good an opportunity to miss”
“playing hunt the sausage with the lights on had an unexpected bonus”
“My magic medicine a day keeps the doctor away”
“aww, did you have a bad nightmare. well this will make it all better”
“No Santa won’t be pleased if you stop now”
“Yes I am the Easter bunny, see I even have the Socks”
“Of Course I sell socks, however did you guess?”
“Latin was my first choice too!”
“Well you did want to learn all about Scientology ”
“forfeit at poker, these are my rules”
“When you offered to play Dungeons & Dragons…”
“when you offered to show me how you play Oblivion..”
“Second Life, HA this is my best one yet!”

“It’ll only work as a beauty cream if you cover your face & breasts with it, then rub it in”

“Oh, so that’s what these human *tongues* are for…”

Should have been sent and now the three week long wait begins – . -

‘my foots cold…..’

I am brand spankin new to your site. (something about firewalls in afganistan blocking all the other fun tentical sites >.>)
I love it. I dont have the bandwith to download the pic so i just wanna say weather it works or no. “Well, I was looking for a girl with BRAIIIINS……. But this works too.” Once again i love the artwork, You are officaly my new hero!

“how many licks does it take to get to the center of a monster? Let’s find out. 1,2,3-”

From Ren and Stimpy to Spongebob, children’s cartoon characters have been getting stranger and stranger. Eventually this makes getting and using birthday party supplies, like inflating baloons, feel a little odd and wrong.